Loulybob

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

i just rEAD ABOUT THE XBOX ONE AND JFC MICROSOFT WAY TO ALIENATE YOUR CORE USERBASE 

/CLINGS TO HER WII U AND MIGHT GET A PS4 WHEN THE PRICE DROPS

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

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christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

doing everything for your friends and putting them first and they still end up abandoning you (✿◠‿◠)

say0ran-arts:

goodbye wings ;-;

say0ran-arts:

goodbye wings ;-;

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

the-doctors-rose:

Reading this made me miss RTD’s writing and story arcs so much. This is what Doctor Who used to be. 

the-doctors-rose:

Reading this made me miss RTD’s writing and story arcs so much. This is what Doctor Who used to be.